Panda (n, adj.), the person who spends more time stretching than running
the poser runner, the 6 hour marathonist, the one who spends a significant amount of their disposable income on latest running gear, the individual who believes in energy gels for jogs under 15km
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I nearly tripped over that panda stretching.
I’d be a panda if I ran any slower.
You run like a panda.
Just joined this new social running club but it was a complete pandamonium. (advanced usage)
Panda defined